Post by Kim on Mar 14, 2007 20:47:09 GMT -5
This post from them on myspace about their upcoming tour dates in Europe just cracked me up:
With several months still remaining in George W’s reign of ineptitude, the Bloodhound Gang has once again chosen to dis America by planning yet another tour that pretends as if the discovery of the North American continent never happened. Terrorists unwilling to endure the long, cargo container voyage overseas but still interested in testing their WMDs on five stereotypically American pieces of shit would do well to take aim at the following targets:
03/17/07 Plug, Sheffield, UK
03/18/07 Patronaat, Haarlem, NL
03/19/07 Vooruit, Ghent, BE
03/21/07 Matrix, Bochum, DE
03/22/07 Musiktheater, Kassel, DE
03/23/07 Werk II, Leipzig, DE
03/24/07 Soundpark, Würzburg, DE
03/25/07 Roxy, Ulm, DE
05/21/07 Elserhalle, Munich, DE
05/22/07 Factory, Magdeburg, DE
05/26/07 Jelling Musikfestival, Jelling, DK
05/27/07 Herning Rocker, Herning, DK
05/28/07 Voxhall, Aarhus, DK
05/29/07 Pumpehuset, Copenhagen, DK
05/30/07 Rytmeposten, Odense, DK
05/31/07 Skive Beach Party, Skive, DK
Before any of our countrymen send in their hate mails and death threats for continuing to visit places that Americans only know the names of from World War Two bombing routes, while avoiding our own country like Roman Polanski, we would like you to know that we feel even worse about it than you do. Especially the realization that with all the third world touring and the booze we’re going need to endure it we can expect to end up face down in more filthy and diseased stinkholes than Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter.
PS. The drummer’s not really American, but the terrorists don’t need to know that.
Just thought I'd share.
With several months still remaining in George W’s reign of ineptitude, the Bloodhound Gang has once again chosen to dis America by planning yet another tour that pretends as if the discovery of the North American continent never happened. Terrorists unwilling to endure the long, cargo container voyage overseas but still interested in testing their WMDs on five stereotypically American pieces of shit would do well to take aim at the following targets:
03/17/07 Plug, Sheffield, UK
03/18/07 Patronaat, Haarlem, NL
03/19/07 Vooruit, Ghent, BE
03/21/07 Matrix, Bochum, DE
03/22/07 Musiktheater, Kassel, DE
03/23/07 Werk II, Leipzig, DE
03/24/07 Soundpark, Würzburg, DE
03/25/07 Roxy, Ulm, DE
05/21/07 Elserhalle, Munich, DE
05/22/07 Factory, Magdeburg, DE
05/26/07 Jelling Musikfestival, Jelling, DK
05/27/07 Herning Rocker, Herning, DK
05/28/07 Voxhall, Aarhus, DK
05/29/07 Pumpehuset, Copenhagen, DK
05/30/07 Rytmeposten, Odense, DK
05/31/07 Skive Beach Party, Skive, DK
Before any of our countrymen send in their hate mails and death threats for continuing to visit places that Americans only know the names of from World War Two bombing routes, while avoiding our own country like Roman Polanski, we would like you to know that we feel even worse about it than you do. Especially the realization that with all the third world touring and the booze we’re going need to endure it we can expect to end up face down in more filthy and diseased stinkholes than Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter.
PS. The drummer’s not really American, but the terrorists don’t need to know that.
Just thought I'd share.
